Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Nice Horoscope!!
The Bottom Line
Flirting does not have to be a commitment! Keep your skills from getting rusty.

In Detail
Have you let your flirting skills get rusty? Shame on you! Whatever your excuse is -- you're in a committed relationship, you haven't been feeling confident, or you've just been a bit lazy -- today will offer you a major opportunity to get some sizzle into your day. Remember that flirting does not have to be a commitment. Flirting is just having fun! Loosen up a bit and try to make someone smile. Flatter and flitter away, and you'll take a lot of tension out of the day

voradiom :+: Encore On :+: 6:25 PM

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Sunday, November 05, 2006

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voradiom :+: Encore On :+: 3:57 PM

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Monday, September 11, 2006

>Dou Xi Wang Wo De Ming Tian You Ni<*Wo Men Mei You Yuan Fen Zai Yi Qi*Hope To Know Ya Again! Being together is so difficult.. :(

voradiom :+: Encore On :+: 11:17 AM

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Monday, July 31, 2006

Mini Mart Uncle

Alex went to a mini mart and ask the uncle, "Which's the safest Condom?".
"All Is Safe" Replied the uncle.
So Alex bought all. And went to meet his girlfriend, his girlfriend asked "I need to go back and take thing, could company me?".
"Yes, Of Course." relied Alex.
So they went to back, and saw the girlfriend's Dad Sitting in the living sofa.
When Alex was to about to say hi to the uncle.
And Realise her's dad is the Mini Mart uncle

voradiom :+: Encore On :+: 4:10 AM

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Second Opinion..

The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast.
As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled at his wife, "You aren't that good in bed either!".
By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home.
After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answered the phone.
"What took you so long to answer and why are you panting?"
"I was in the bed"
"What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?"
"Getting a second opinion!!"

voradiom :+: Encore On :+: 3:59 AM

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Paradise Lost

A woman woke in the middle of the night to the sound of desperate sobbing downstairs.
She looked all around and found her husband crouhched in the corner, facing the wall, sobbing.
"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.
"Remember when you were 16 and your father caught us having sex?" he replied.
"And remember, he gave me two choices - either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison."
Baffled, she said yes, "Yes I Remember, so what?"
"I would have been released today!!"

voradiom :+: Encore On :+: 3:53 AM

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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Just Something Extra|

Happiness

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all!

voradiom :+: Encore On :+: 12:06 AM

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Anothe Story!!

Spank me honey...

A young guy was complaining to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend.
"she get me so angry sometimes, I could hit her," the young man claimed.
"Well, I'll tell you what i used to do with my wife," the Boss replied. :Whenever she got out of hand I'd take her pants down and spank her."
Shaking his head the young guy replied. "That doesn't work. Once i get her pants off, I'm not mad anymore!"

voradiom :+: Encore On :+: 12:02 AM

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Monday, July 24, 2006

Another Story

Return to sender...

A soldier serving overseas is reading a letter from his sweetheart. To his surprise, she has written to tell him that she is breaking off their engagement and that she wants him to return her photograph.
So, he goes out and collects from his friends all the unwanted photograph of women that he can get, bundles them together and sends them to her with a note saying: "I regret I cannot remember which picture is yours -- please keep your photo and return the others!"

voradiom :+: Encore On :+: 9:01 PM

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So Let The Day Begins with a story!

All He Wants...

Two friends,Dave and John are talking about their love life.
Dave: "So, John, how's it going with the ladies?"
John: "All women are nothing but sex objects."
Dave: "really?"
John: "Yep. Whenever I Mention sex, they object!!"

voradiom :+: Encore On :+: 3:41 AM

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Monday, July 17, 2006

WOW!!!
a Brand New blog and post!! lol.. still learning on how to make blog sia.. lol

voradiom :+: Encore On :+: 4:32 AM

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